Kim Kardashian Did A Respectable, Fully Clothed Vogue Photoshoot. JK! She’s Topless.

Kim Kardashian definitely seems as though she transitioning splendidly into the married life and being a fit mother. Kim has been married for a year now and will be a mom for two years in June. Got to respect her hustle… I guess. She doesn’t let minor details like having an impressionable daughter who will eventually see every naked photoshoot her mommy ever did and who will get tormented by vicious kids for her entire childhood or wanting to save her naked body for only her husband get in the way of her quest to snatch every morsel of celebrity that she can grasp.

Sure she has a net worth of $85 million, but she’s still out there showing dem tittays like a 21-year-old college female working it at the Spearmint Rhino because she has $120,000 in student loans. Kim desires fame with the same ferocity that women desire to not drink a cocktail prepared by Bill Cosby.

She attempted to make this naked photoshoot different than all of the other ones by going platinum blonde in a very Marilyn Monroe-esque hairdo. Apparently even American publications are bored of Kim’s tits, so she had to get nude in the June issue of Vogue Brazil.

At least she helped cross-promote her husband by sharing a video from the photoshoot with Kanye West’s song “All Day” in the background. I guess if she’s going to share her sole talent with the world, then it’s only right if she shared her husband’s talent as well.

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