I’m not sure if any of you Bros are aware, but girls do this thing where they look at other girls who are blatantly hotter than they are and try to pick out their imperfections to make themselves feel better about how they look. I used to do this all the time, but I’ve sort of given up because I don’t really give a shit anymore. How few shits do I give, you ask? Well today I wore a Virginia Tech quarter zip to the office that hasn’t been washed in weeks, but I drowned it in body spray so it didn’t smell. I literally have 0 place to say what looks good and what doesn’t, but when it comes to critiquing myself I know I look like absolute dog shit without makeup on. To give y’all a visual, here is what I look like with makeup on:
And this is me without:
As you can see, one is pretty “okay” and the other is, like I said, dog shit.
Kendall Jenner, on the other hand, looks fucking flawless without makeup on and it kind of makes me want to kick her in the face because it’s not fair. But whatever…back to not caring.
[Images via Instagram]