Kendall Jenner Posted A Photo Of Her Butt To Instagram Just In Time For Absolutely Nothing

Dear Kendall,

Your Instagram account used to be fun. It had lots of pictures of you wearing lingerie and other scandalous outfits that BroBible readers enjoyed. Now it is not that. Now it is just pictures of stupid things no one cares about, like your dog and random other people whose names no one knows nor wants TO know. Please fix this. Scrolling backwards through months and months of photos really kills my vibe and ruins any chance of you remaining in my spank bank.

Love,
People who care but not me because I personally don’t but other people do so here you go

P.S.

David Covucci: what is she implying with that photo
JCamm: Since I am really good at decoding messages hidden in art, I’m going to say she’s trying to tell everyone that her asshole is like a dirt road; rough and unkempt, yet oddly welcoming.