Girls
by Mr. T on December 8, 2012

Kelly Brook (photo above)
Tis the season for holiday songs and strip teases, no? What? You didn’t realize those two things went together? Kelly Brook thinks so as she conducting an appetizing strip tease while lip-syncing to “Last Christmas” by Wham. I’m honestly surprised it wasn’t Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas is You” because girls fucking love that song.

Ellie Goulding
Les Misérables was a novel that became a musical that was turned into a movie. The story describes approximately 20 years of Frech history through the eyes of several characters. One thing that wasn’t portrayed in the story was the country’s love for nudity, so Goulding decided to show up to the premier of the movie wearing a sheer dress without a bra. Oh she didn’t mean to do that on purpose? That’s a shame…

Olivia Wilde
It’s been six years since we last saw Wilde topless so you might’ve forgotten what that looks like. Her career has come a long way since her appearance in “Alpha Dog” back in 2006. You probably had no idea who she was back then. Now she’s one of the hottest celebrity slam-pieces around and she’s banging it out on screen for your viewing pleasure in “Deadfall,” out in theatres this week. She must feel more liberated since her divorce last year. It will push anyone to rediscover their roots.

Laura Prepon
I’ve always approved the original red-headed Prepon to the blonde version. Watching her parade around with her big tits in the early years of “That 70’s Show” was something I enjoyed. I might be in the minority here because people generally prefer blondes, but I don’t care. I’m not sure what took her until this point of her career to show of those hefty fun bags of hers, but they’re out in full force in the new movie “Lay the Favorite” being released on DVD this week. I’m not that enthralled with how they look, what do you think?

Behati Prinsloo
Watch out Kate Upton. Behati is coming after your ass in 2013. She performed a good-looking cameo in this past Monday’s “Hawaii Five-O” before rocking it in the Victoria Secret Fashion Show on Tuesday. But not she wasn’t done just then. On Wednesday pictures of a fantastic photoshoot dropped into our laps. Who knew Namibia could produce something so fine?

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Mr. T came out of the womb with a TV remote in one hand and a piece of paper with a bookie’s number in the other. Anointed a child prodigy after winning a March Madness pool at the age of nine, Mr. T serves as BroBible’s fantasy sports expert and resident handicapper. He's never seen a road trip he didn't like and spends way too much time researching female celebrities.

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