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Katy Perry Says She Hasn’t Had Sex In ‘Months’

By / 06.06.14

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Well this is a damn shame. In an interview with Cosmo magazine, Katy Perry tells her interviewer that she hasn’t had sex in “months”

“I’m not like Professor Higgins with my sex life. I’m not super strict. For me, the most important thing about sex is connection. … [I've gone] maybe six months or a year [without having sex]. I don’t stay single for long. I carry a lot of rose quartz, which attracts the male. Maybe I need to calm it down with the amethyst.” 

There’s a lot of blah blah blah John Mayer and blah blah blah Russell Brand. While discussing Mayer, she even pulls a Taylor Swift, claiming “there’s no bad blood, but I’m sure there will be inspired songs.”

Come on, Katy… don’t lower yourself to Taylor’s level. Then she dropped some science! on everyone’s horny asses:

“If I could bottle up oxytocin—that chemical that’s released when you’re having sex—and put it in a new perfume, I would do it for sure. … I’m down for that chemical. It’s important.”

You hear that, bros? She’s down. Down for that chemical, that is.

Really this is just an excuse to post GIFs to let your imagination go wild:

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[H/T: Fishwrapper]


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Brandon Wenerd
About Brandon Wenerd... Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's senior editor, guru of @brotips, and director of strategic partnerships. He joined BroBible in the fall of 2009 after graduating from Penn State. When he’s not writing, Brandon enjoys fishing, Phish, Philly sports, Dewey Beach, supporting live music, hot sauce, and beer. E-mail him with post ideas and news tips: brandon@brobible.com.

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