Usually when it comes to old lady bikinis and pop stars it’s Taylor Swift who’s the one wearing one, but for some reason Katy Perry, who we last saw in bed wearing some sweet black lingerie, decided to forgo her usual bra-busting bikini for this more tepid version.
Of course the conspiracy theorist in me thinks this is another subtle jab at her archenemy Taylor Swift to go along with her boyfriend Diplo’s recent disses, but that couldn’t possibly be the case, right?