Even though they are free of any and all cleavage, something tells me these pictures of a young Kate Upton, from her days at Holy Trinity Episcopal Academy in Florida, are likely to take the grand tour of the Internet today. I just had to post them, too, because I wouldn't want to disappoint the Facebook commenter who said Kate can't take a sh*t without us writing about it. Also, who doesn't want to see what she once looked like or know her poop schedule?

[H/T Bob's Blitz]