Girls
by Brandon Wenerd on April 6, 2011

Damnit, Kate. You're beautiful and pretty much every dude in the world thinks you're quite sexy. However, you're on a fast path to super model irrelevance if you keep polluting the entire Internet with a new batch of photos every three days. At this rate, everyone is going to be like “meh — Kate Who?” by mid-July. And that's no good for someone who still has a lot of game to bring to the plate. To quote my esteemed colleague AG this afternoon, “Kate Upton is on the verge of jumping the shark.” This is coming from a guy who called Duke winning the National Championship in 2010 in August, two months before the tip-off of the college basketball season. 85 percent of the time he's right, which is why he kills at the sports book when he goes to Vegas. So… Unfortunately we're going to have to do the unthinkable and take a little Kate Upton break around here, unless she drops some photos showing off all her body in the nekked. It's nothing personal, Kate: We're just going to have to give you up for Lent.

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Brandon Wenerd

About Brandon Wenerd...

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's senior editor, guru of @brotips, and director of strategic partnerships. He joined BroBible in the fall of 2009 after graduating from Penn State. When he’s not writing, Brandon enjoys fishing, Phish, Philly sports, Dewey Beach, supporting live music, hot sauce, and beer. E-mail him with post ideas and news tips: brandon@brobible.com.

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