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Kate Upton Must REALLY, REALLY Want to Get a Dog with Justin Verlander

By / 07.30.14

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It would really suck to be Justin Verlander’s drinking buddy right now. When he’s not playing ball, he’s spending his time either (a. slaying Kate Upton or (b. doing cutesy things with Kate Upton like going apple picking and to wineries together. No time to just sit and fart on the couch with your boys watching reruns of Bar Rescue. Couples stuff, UGH.

Her most recent Instagram pic suggests that she’s DYING for Justin Verlander to buy her that rock. It’s a pic of Kate Upton holding a puppy saying “Pleaseeeee @justinverlander.” You know what happens when a couple gets a dog together, right? It’s the ULTIMATE “let’s settle down together” symbol. It’s more permanent than moving in together, because it suggests you’ll always be around to care for it until it goes to doggie heaven, many many years from now. Once your friends start getting dogs with their significant others, you’re FUCKED, bro. There is no turning back because it’s just a domino effect of engagement rings, weddings, babies, and boring ass “Hey, whatcha doing for the game tomorrow?” when you run into each other at Home Depot on Satruday morning.

Kate Upton and Justin Verlander getting a dog. If it happens, your chances you never had with Kate Upton are officially over, Bros.

UPDATE: Justin Verlander responded: “@kateupton If anyone objects raise your hand! #RileyObjects #jealous #RileyWins”

[H/T: Busted Coverage]

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Brandon Wenerd
About Brandon Wenerd... Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's senior editor, guru of @brotips, and director of strategic partnerships. He joined BroBible in the fall of 2009 after graduating from Penn State. When he’s not writing, Brandon enjoys fishing, Phish, Philly sports, Dewey Beach, supporting live music, hot sauce, and beer. E-mail him with post ideas and news tips: brandon@brobible.com.

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