Girls
by Brandon Cohen on May 27, 2014

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Jen Selter exercising is about as reliable a boner as one can get. As a scientific experiment, I wanted to see how that boner would be affected with the addition of fart noises to one of her squat videos. The results were astounding.

While it is clear that her hotness factor slightly declines at the thought of her uncontrollable flatulence, I still found myself insanely attracted to her. Selter probably eats a diet high in dark leafy greens and fiber, so this video is most likely not too far from her daily reality.

I call shenanigans on anyone who claims they wouldn’t rest their head under that perfectly toned butt and inhale deeply after every toot.

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Brandon Cohen

About Brandon Cohen...

Brandon Cohen was raised by Jew gypsies on the sleepy island of Manhattan, and went on to defy the odds by graduating from a four-year accredited university in Nashville, TN. He's a writer and aspiring street fight videographer. Back in 2008, Brandon talked to Amanda Bynes at a club in LA for over fifteen minutes.