As we start to grasp the reality of a cold winter heading our way on the East Coast, we look to things for enjoyment and heat. Sports produces the former, along with a couple reasons for hot chicks to get in this week’s news, while the latter can be found in the South, the West, or on the right corners of Twitter. To see what we’re talking about, let’s take a look at this week’s participants.
5. Olivia Munn
With the Knicks not playing right now because of the NBA lockout, the only game in town for fans of Madison Square Garden is New York Rangers hockey. It appears Olivia Munn took notice. A few week ago Munn was dealing with stories about shrimp masturbation and sex with a d-bag movie executive, so she figured she’d clean up her image with the Garden’s newest young stud. Munn and Ranger center Brad Richards were seen canoodling over dinner in the West Village. Richards' scoring off the ice has translated to goals on the ice, as the Rangers have won seven games in a row since the two first hooked up.
4. Demi Moore
We knew it was coming for some time, but last night Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore announced that they’re getting a divorce. We’re not sure whether it’s because he was caught elbow deep in someone else’s vag*na or that Demi couldn’t deal with someone who tweets dumb opinions of the Penn State fiasco without knowing all the facts. What we do know is that Demi is quite the cougar and as long as she looks just as fine as she did a year ago, she’ll have no problem finding the next young cub to take down.
3. Mila Kunis
While the ladies are creaming about Bradley Cooper gracing some magazine cover, the Bros out there are more focused on GQ anointing Mila Kunis as their “knockout of the year.” Upon hearing her life story, part of me wondered if it would be better if Kunis still had a rough grasp on the English language as it might lead to a funny encounter should a regular joe try to throw some lines at her. But she can speak English well enough that it landed her the role on "Family Guy," which shows she’s got a little personality to go with that hot body.
2. Anna Benson
It surely hurt Anna Benson’s rise to fame when her husband flamed out as a major league pitcher. Former Pirates and Mets great (cough, cough) Kris Benson never lived up to his #1 overall billing in the 1996 MLB Draft, so his wife Anna has disappeared from the public eye. But now her giant milk wagons are back in the picture since someone decided it would be a good idea to start a television show about retired baseball wives. I most certainly won’t watch, but the former str*pper will likely do something stupid while being on camera and we can all enjoy watching it online the next day.
1. Kelly Brook
As the world of social media grows, celebrities are finding new ways to prove their online identities are in fact their own and not some fat schlub in Omaha beating off to the fact that he can impersonate Ryan Seacrest on Twitter. Here at the Hottie Index we don’t care too much when Salmon Rushdie sends in his passport to prove his Facebook worth, but Kelly Brook tweeting nekked pictures of herself to her Twitter followers is kind of a big deal. Um, Kelly… I thought you had a beauty mark on the ride side of your n*pple. I’m going to need more evidence to prove it’s you in order to verify your stop on top of this week’s Index.