This week’s Hottie Index covers various topics including streaking, topl*ss celebrities, ambiguous movie names, threesomes, and the sexiest woman of the year. That might seem like too wide a variety of topics for you, but it’s just another week for us at the Hottie Index.
5. Rashida Jones
Playboy interviews always bring out the most colorful commentary, and that happens again in this month's issue when Jones answers 20 questions. Apparently our #5 hottie struggles to have people differentiate her from Leah Remini and Alison Brie, but there's a way to solve that. She also dreams about streaking through an Apple store, and with the iPhone 4S hitting stores today, we're sure there'd be a lot of tech geeks waiting in line who'd enjoy seeing the full Rashida. Or Allison or Leah for that matter.
4. Marion Cotillard
We're going to skip the fact that the movie Marion Cotillard is filming right now, "Rust and Hard," about an amputee, unless you're into that kind of thing and then it's up to you. Instead, we'll focus on the important things like how cameras just caught the #4 hottie topl*ss while filming a scene for the movie.
3. Mary Elizabeth Winstead
With a name as ambiguous as "The Thing," you might not be sure whether the movie of such a name is about an alien, the growth you just noticed near your girlfriend's pubic region, or Ron Jeremy's cock. What I can figure out quite easily, however, is that Mary Elizabeth Winstead is pretty f*cking hot and you're upset you haven't heard of her before. While she's appeared in Maxim and FHM, nothing quite does the trick like a feature film, even if the premise kinda sucks. God bless the folks who green-lighted this one.
2. Minka Kelly
If you're good enough for Derek Jeter, you're usually good enough to make the Hottie Index. That's the case this week as the Yankees' shortstop flew down to Miami to recharge his relationship with Minka Kelly. We can't blame Jeter for at least making himself happy with the #2 hottie in the short term after an early playoff exit. Who knows what made them breakup in the first place, but the situation might be resolved if it was a request for a threesome with "Charlie's Angels" castmate Rachael Taylor.
This was a no-brainer. When Esquire names you the sexiest woman of the year, you just have to claim this week’s top spot as well. We're not going to argue with this one.