Smokin’ Hot Chick Seduces Dudes On The Beach, But She’s Got Something Else In Store For Them (Hint: A Penis)


These dudes are evidently confused when they discover this babe is packing heat. But I think this raises an important question: does the size of the penis come into play when deciding whether or not to jump ship on this mission? Keep in mind that every other visible trait on this person is full-on 100% smokin’ hot chick. Like if you showed her picture to your boys and told them she wanted to hook up but you rejected her, they’d probably chop your dick off and slap you in the face with it. So is it a “penis or no penis” type deal, or is it more of a spectrum? Like what if it was a tiny penis, resembling more or a nipple than a schlong? Would you accept a BJ or maybe follow through with some butt stuff and try to ignore the chess piece between her legs? Even if it looks kind of cute on her? I guess these are the questions you ask yourself when you’re so straight, you’re actually kind of gay.

Food for thought.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.