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Watch This Hot Blonde Do A Striptease For Police To Try And Stop Her Car From Being Towed

By / 07.25.14

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Okay, so when SHE tries this it’s sexy and people watch, but when I try and do it I’m told “Sir, please put your pants back on” and then get arrested for public indecency? That’s straight-up sexism if you ask me. Sure I’m not blonde, I don’t have boobs, and my dick accidentally popped outta my boxer shorts when I tried this…actually, yeah. I can see why this didn’t work for me. In the end it didn’t work for her either, but at least you’ll get a kick watching her swing around on towing cables.

[H/T Mirror]


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