I'm going to refrain from judgement here because, A.) It takes balls to film a Kate Upton proposal and release it for literally anyone in the world to criticize, and B.) I'm about 90% sure this guy is going to get Catfished. Don't want to pile on the shame when Ronaiah Tuiasosopo comes knocking with flowers and a boutonniere.
So I'll leave it to you guys. Is Jake Davidson worthy of hitting the Cat Daddy with the Swimsuit Cover Girl? And saving her the final Boyz II Men dance? Or is that an honor saved for Justin Verlander?
You can like his page here, which will help raise awareness or something? I don't know. But godspeed anyway, you horny bastard.
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