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Farrah Abraham Has Already Spent Over $100K Of Her Stripper Money On The Dumbest Thing Possible

By / 08.22.14

Farrah-Abraham

What’d she spend her money on? A dildo? A parakeet? Twelve deflated rubber ducks that serve no purpose whatsoever? I’m not going to tell you yet, you have to guess first.

Go on, guess.

I SAID GUESS YOU ASSHOLE.

Fine, DON’T GUESS. She spent her money on…

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A CAR! That’s right folks, instead of putting her money towards, y’know, a college fund for her daughter, Farrah’s decided to sink her money into a Mercedes-Benz E63 AMG sedan, which starts at $92,770 before you go and throw in a bunch of fancy shit with it.

Prediction for next week’s news: Farrah Abraham wrecks her $100K Mercedes-Benz because she was driving while dildoing herself in preparation for her next sex tape.

[H/T Guyism via Farrah's Twitter]


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