It’s OK for you and your friends to have differing opinions on women. In fact it might be even for the better to know they won’t be competing with you for the same girls. Even if you’re not feeling a certain girl’s look, you should still be able to appreciate beauty when it exists. It seems, however, as if Darnell Dockett and I disagree on what we find beautiful. I prefer my girls without stab wounds and bullet holes. If you’re into those things, you probably won’t like our Hottie Index this week either.
You’ve obviously heard of Jeremy Renner. He seems like one of the biggest acting commodities in the business these days. But is he enough to get you out to the theatre to watch a movie called “Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters,” which comes out in theatres this weekend? Maybe it helps if we tell you there’s a bunch of violence as they blast through some witches. Or maybe it helps when you realize his co-star is a smoking hot British chick. Arterton has historically had some smaller roles that you’ve probably never seen, but the 26-year-old is blowing up in a big way by being Renner’s side kick who wears tight black outfits.
Somehow Renner has his finger prints all over this week’s Index after he had his manhood all inside Pachecho. One can’t blame Renner for using his celebrity status to bang out girls while traveling around the world filming his movies, but he does provide a lesson for all you young bucks out there: wrap it up! While raw-dogging a girl who looks like Pachecho is great and you could do a lot worse as the mother for your child, you probably don’t want to impregnate if she isn’t your current wife. Pachecho’s now carrying around a love child and Renner’s forced to throw down some child support.
Boomer Esaison is known for his support of New York sports on radio and his sometimes questionable opinions on CBS’ football coverage, but did you know he had a hot daughter as well? As the gallery at Bleacher Report will show you, Esaison might be one of the best looking girls on Boston College’s campus. Unfortunately she seems to be tied down with a highly mediocre Islanders’ player. Hey Sydney, strive to do better!
I would hope no bro out there has read “Fifty Shades of Grey.” If that was the case, we’d have to revoke your ability to read our website because we don’t want to be associated with such trash. The movie, however, might be allowed for our readers. First Emma Watson suggested she might be interested in a part and now Mila Kunis seems to be throwing her hat into the ring. Just don’t get arrested for tugging one out with your pants around your ankles in the back of a movie theatre when this shit finally gets to the big screen.
I’ve never thought about the combination of breasts and guacamole, but now that I’ve heard about it I have to admit I’ve kind of intrigued. I’m a big fan of both, so the combination sounds kind of fantastic. Berry inspired the idea when she filmed for “Movie 43” and ended up sticking her tit into a bowl of guac. Berry’s been known to show her great cans before, so that part isn’t surprising, but her surprising the producers with a little extra enthusiasm is just another reason to be a fan of her work.