We're hosting "The Alpha Experience," a big shindig on Manhattan's West Side this evening, so we're wrapping things up kinda early this afternoon. We're pretty amped about tonight and look forward to seeing a bunch of you. In the meantime, enjoy a few links from our friends and April Bowlby over at Maxim.  Tips? Have something cooler than LeBron James’s alleged $171,937 tab from a Las Vegas Nightclub that you want to show us?  E-mail it to joepa@brobible.com 

• 7 of the biggest celebrity sellouts of all-time. [Guyism]
• Playboy Model and Wag Nives Celsius Sings About Ronaldo and Torres. [Bleacher Report]
• Erica Durance makes us wish we had x-ray vision. [Maxim]
• Ashley Greene Joins Leonardo DiCaprio’s List of 26 Hottest Hook Ups. [COED Magazine]
• HOTTT: Soya Cide gives me another reason to live (29 photos). [The Chive]
• 25 Storylines to Introduce Ashton Kutcher to Two and a Half Men. [Holy Taco]
• The trailer for the "Here Cums the President" Porno (SFW). [Daily What]
• The Six Sexiest Moments in Recent Advertising History. [Smoking Jacket]
• The 9 Best Boat Shoes for Spring 2011. [Complex]
• Lindsey Vecchione & Her Hot Friends Went To A Cubs Game. [Busted Coverage]
• The 10 Best (and Most Unrealistic) Graduation Speeches in Fictional History. [College Humor]
• Captain Mickey aka Dean Ween Goes Shad Fishing on MTV's Offbeat. [Epic Blitz]
• Nicky Fleites loves going to the beach... [Gorilla Mask]
• The 25 Best Sidekicks in Sports History. [Bleacher Report]
• The 20 Hottest Photos of Kate Upton. [Heavy]
• Red Carpet Hotness @ Victoria's Secret "What Is Sexy? List" Event. [Moe Jackson]
• Building the Navy’s newest aircraft carrier…CVN 77. (28 HQ Photos). [The Brigade]
• Pre-match stare downs should always look like this. [Guyism]
• The Best Of Twitter’s #BinLadenPornTitles Hashtag. [UpRoxx]
• Liza Berggren is all you’d expect from a Swedish fashion model. [DJ Mick]
• 6 'New' Gaming Innovations That Are Way Older Than You Think. [Cracked]
• Now THIS is the Best Office Prank Ever. [Unreality]
• Five Reasons Why It’s Okay to Like Ke$ha. [Smoking Jacket]
• Who's the sexiest one in The Apprentice? [FHM]
• A Guide To Bagging A Bridesmaid. [Complex]
• The 114 The Ass-entials of Yoga Pants. [COED Magazine]
• Miranda Kerr’s Awesome Supermodel Breasts. [Hollywood Tuna]
• HOTTT: Alison Brie Running: Animated GIFs. [Warming Glow]
• 20 Bone Crunching Examples of Midget Wrestling. [Regretful Morning]
• VIDEO: Drunk fan screams, falls out of seat at A’s game. [Guyism]
• SEXY! Miss Hawaiian Tropic Australia at Wet n'Wild Water World. [Linkiest]
• Carrie Underwood's Top 10 Moments of the NHL Playoffs. [Bleacher Report]
• Tommy Hilfiger's 11 Style Rules. [Maxim]
• The Thirty Most Disturbing Child Beauty Pageant Photos. [Super Booyah]
• How to Haggle Like Your Old Man. [Art of Manliness]
• Dan Lip Dubs The Fifty Worst Video Game Voices. [Gorilla Mask]
• Pro Wrestling Prom is Still Happening. [With Leather]
• VIDEO: Sports anchor has hilarious slip of the tongue regarding Tiger Woods. [Guyism]
• Jessica Thomas Looks Familiar. [Smoking Jacket]
• Breast Milk: First It Was Ice Cream, Now It's Cheese. [Ask Men]
• The 5 Craziest Ways Public Schools Are Trying to Make Money. [Cracked]
• 13 Porn Parodies Humanity Didn’t Need. [Next Round]
• WTF: Famous men in drag: A Video Quiz. [Film Drunk]
• Good Night Internet: A bedtime story for you and your laptop. [College Humor]
• College Football 2011: Hottest Coeds of the New Big 12. [Bleacher Report]
• LOL: Cooking For Your Nemesis. [Cracked]
• SportsPop: Heroes, Villains And Redemptions In 2011 NBA Playoffs. [Clutch]
• 50 Sexiest Pictures of Leo DiCaprio’s New Girlfriend Ashley Greene. [COED Magazine]
• Disney Trademarks 'SEAL Team 6'. [Gawker]
• Cameron Diaz is kind of, sort of sexy. [Guyism]

Chicks

• Bar Rafaeli's Back on the Market! Back on the Market! [F Listed]
• Featured Model: Christina [Bullz Eye]
• The Seconds Before Disaster Image Of The Day [One Quick Beer]
• The Chivettes of theChive [The Chive]
• Ashley Alexa [Buge Hoobs]
• Natalie Loren [Just a Guy Thing]
• Check Out What Coco Can Do with a Water Bottle [vladTV]
• Eva Longoria [egoTASTIC]
• Brandy Dahl [MoonDog Sports]
• The Ladies of Friday the 13th [Gunaxin]
• Rick's Cabaret Girls Will Lap Dance Their Little Hearts Out for You [The Beer Goggler]
• Aida Iveliz Can Barely Fit Into Her Bikini [Regretful Morning]
• NBC Likes 'Playboy' Women, Not 'Wonder' Women [Screen Junkies]
• Hilary Duff Gets Uber Busty and Bootylicious [Popoholic]
• Made Babe: Priest star Maggie Q [Made Man]
• Maxim Hot 100 Party [Hot Clicks]

Required Reading

• How to Make Your Own Manly Soap [Art of Manliness]
• Building and Launching the USS George H.W. Bush CVN 77 [The Brigade]
• If You Could Only Ready 1 More Paragraph For The Rest Of Your Life, Read This [Ned Hardy]
• The Auberge de Soleil Resort In Rutherford, California [Complex]
• Louisiana Man Gets Life in Prison for Marijuana [Hail Mary Jane]

Funny, Random, Etc

• Dirty Friday: Tractor Pull Action [The Throttle]
• 13 Scary Things that Happened on Friday the 13th [MTV Clutch]
• How Porcupines Self-Stimulate and Other Fun Facts about Masturbation [College Candy]
• Oklahoma Man Charged with Holding a Juggalo Tailgate [Film Drunk]
• This Is How You Chop Wood [Ego TV]
• "Inception" Explained via Folders [Mental Floss]
• The Mythbuster Guys Paint Mona Lisa with Computer and Paint Balls [Linkiest]

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