No, that is not an Onion headline. Money
shot quote from pornstar Stoya's interview with Huffington Post Live yesterday: "My dad is purely just angry that I ruined porn for him. He says, like, if he goes to, like, RedTube or something, there's always, like, an ad of my Fleshlight that he inevitably runs into. It's like 'ahhhhh! My eyes!'"
Whoops? Sounds like a sticky situation. But then again, props to Stoya for being all like, "Sorry, I'm not sorry?" I think America just found it's new porn sweetheart.