Anyone who went and saw the new Batman movie over the weekend probably had to sit through an extended trailer for the upcoming “Total Recall” remake. In my theater, a guy wondered aloud what the f*ck they were doing rebooting this story yet another time. He was the voice of his generation.
The only saving grace was that the tease featured a hot woman with three breasts. Around this office, we naturally wanted to know more about her. To our great delight, Kaitlyn Leeb, the seductress who plays the tri-tata-ed delight, is fiercely committed to her role.
She showed up to Comic Con in her costume replete with a prosthetic third breast. Some attendees were confused.
"There were a bunch of people at Comic Con asking if I had surgery for the third one,” Leeb told the Calgary Herald. “Others thought that the two on the side were real. I guess that’s the one thing that bothers me the most is that they think I’m out there prancing around Comic Con with my breasts out. They really are not mine."
One thing all Comic Con patrons agreed on is that boobs feel exactly like bags of sand.
Again, if something seems too good to be true, it probably is.