Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model/former BroBible Ask A Babe writer Chrissy Teigen is the best when it comes to all things related to food and booze. In fact, she just relaunched her food blog Sodelushious.com last week while crushin’ the fast food scene in Phoenix for the Super Bowl. After the DirecTV Super Bowl Party — which a lame blogger like me was DENIED an invitation to (boo, you suck DirecTV) — Chrissy Teigen hit up Waffle House with her husband John Legend, Kim Kardashian, and Kanye West. Because Teigen is the fuckin’ realest supermodel on the planet, she talked about crushin’ Taco Bell and Jack-In-The-Box after a night out to Cosmopolitan:
I’m sure it was probably my idea. [Laughs] I always make a late-night run somewhere. The night before it was Taco Bell, the night before [that] it was Jack-in-the-Box. And I had never been to a Waffle House. So it was time. And they were so great too. Everyone that worked there was so cool. They just kept trying to get the meal perfect, so it took a while. But it was worth it, for sure.
Wait, wait. Let’s get this straight: Over the course of three days, you did nightcap runs to Jack-In-The-Box one night, Taco Bell another, and Waffle House, resulting in the now infamous Waffle House Kimye pic? That’s three nights in a row of 2AM drunk fast food. That is officially NEXT LEVEL drunk food game.
Next time you’re in the frozen tundra that is NYC, Chrissy, let’s have a 4AM Criff Dog eating contest instead of spanking me with a paddle after drinking all those beers. Hot dogs are the shit.