Girls
by Boatshoe Bobby on July 17, 2014

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This is apparently how Chrissy Teigen “gets in the zone for presenting at the ESPYs.” I’d love to see how she gets in the zone for other “things,” if you know what I mean? Things like flossing her teeth, scrapbooking and blanching asparagus. What were you sickos thinking?

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Boatshoe Bobby is many things — ravenous lover, poet, the the self-proclaimed king of paella — but most of all, he is a slave to his own existence. Also, an owner of boatshoes.