by Boatshoe Bobby on July 8, 2014



The MLB could learn a whole hell of a lot from Taiwan on how to properly throw out a ceremonial first pitch. While we have President Obama and 50 Cent fumbling through their attempts to get the ball anywhere near the plate, Taiwan is bringing out bikini-clad chicks who want nothing more out of life than to dry hump a professional baseball player. The MLB needs to adopt this ASAP.

Boatshoe Bobby

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Boatshoe Bobby is many things — ravenous lover, poet, the the self-proclaimed king of paella — but most of all, he is a slave to his own existence. Also, an owner of boatshoes.