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No One Will Judge You If You Get a Boner Watching This Chick Throw Out a Ceremonial First Pitch

By / 07.08.14

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The MLB could learn a whole hell of a lot from Taiwan on how to properly throw out a ceremonial first pitch. While we have President Obama and 50 Cent fumbling through their attempts to get the ball anywhere near the plate, Taiwan is bringing out bikini-clad chicks who want nothing more out of life than to dry hump a professional baseball player. The MLB needs to adopt this ASAP.


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