If you’re reading this, you’re probably under 35 so you don’t watch Dancing With The Stars. But that’s all going to change now that blonde bombshell Charlotte McKinney is part of the cast.
McKinney will join a hodgepodge of other celebrities that includes Michael Sam, Suzanne Somers, Patti LaBelle and Rumer Willis on Season 20 (Twenty? Holy hell) of the competition.
Other names that were seemingly drawn at random to compete: Robert Herjavec, Willow Shields, Redfoo, and Nastia Liukin.
It’s like a Who’s Who of people who said yes to their agents.
Jokes aside, McKinney’s inclusion is the most compelling reason to tune into this primetime staple in a long, long time.
After that Carls Jr. Super Bowl commercial aired, Bros everywhere have been devoting hours upon hours to finding moving pictures of the rising star.
If ABC is smart they’ll rig things to keep her around for the entire season. I’m no cigar-smoking television executive, but that seems like a no-brainer.