Carmen Electra is 43 years old and doesn’t look a day over 18. Hell, she looks better than every single girl I know and they’re all way under 30. I’m starting to suspect that Carmen either has really good genes or that she’s been drinking the blood of small children to absorb their youth. Although I’m not sure how I feel about the idea of Carmen murdering kids, even if it came to light that she did indeed devour a toddler the other day like an evil succubus I’d still think she’s hot. Is that awful?
Probably, but…daaaaaaamnn.