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Bro Gets Spanked by Chrissy Teigen with a ‘Fraternity Paddle’

By 07.22.14


Yesterday was Belgium’s National Day, so last night I went to a dinner hosted by Stella Artois on Stone Street in Lower Manhattan. I like free beer and Cidre as much as the next guy, but the main attraction was the meal: Juicy steak frites, fresh-baked Belgian breads and cheeses, and mouth-watering tomato tarts, all perfectly paired with crisp and refreshing Stella. Mmmm.

The host of the event was the the former BroBible Ask a Babe columnist Chrissy Teigen, who stars in a new webseries by Stella called “the Butcher, the Baker, the Belgian Beer Maker,” alongside Aliya LeeKong and Cara Nicoletti. When I went up to introduce myself, she gave a huge hug, followed by an enthusiastic”I LOVE BROBIBLE!” As we chit-chatted, Teigen snatched a paddle-shaped cheese/cutting board from a nearby friend and said “It’s like a fraternity paddle! I’m going to paddle you!”

And that’s exactly what she did. Thus, the time I got paddled by Chrissy Teigen:



Never change, Chrissy. Never fucking change:

Brandon Wenerd
About Brandon Wenerd... Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's senior editor, guru of @brotips, and director of strategic partnerships. He joined BroBible in the fall of 2009 after graduating from Penn State. When he’s not writing, Brandon enjoys fishing, Phish, Philly sports, Dewey Beach, supporting live music, hot sauce, and beer. E-mail him with post ideas and news tips:
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