We’re almost at the halfway point of the summer, which is supremely depressing. I like to consider myself more of a realist than a glass half empty guy, so I’m just telling it how it is. Thankfully we have plenty of time to enjoy the rest of our summer by partying, drinking, and making some bad decisions. To help keep the mood up, here’s five hotties to enjoy this week with a few newbies to put on your radar.
George Clooney is never going to settle down. A wife and kids aren’t in the cards for him. Many women have thought they had the magic touch to change his ways, but they all fail. Stacy Keibler is the latest one to try and eventually bite the dust after Clooney disposed of her by doing things over the phone. Keibler is now back on the open market, forced to find a willing baby-maker, but that shouldn’t be too hard for her.
Life hasn’t been all that grand for Stoner since the days of “The Spin Crowd” on E!, a show which brought her name to the forefront. She’s been off the radar for the last three years, but it had nothing to do with her looks. Kim Kardashian’s former prodigy was looking mighty fine as she paraded around the beaches in Miami. There’s got to be some creative way to get those boobs back on TV.
John Force can do two things well: race funny cars and breed hot daughters. Courtney is the youngest, but she easily holds her own against her older sisters. Her appearance in ESPN the Magazine's recent “Body Issue” shows that she could put together a career even if she couldn’t drive the car—I’m not sure anyone would drive by her on the road and pass on the opportunity to help fill up her car’s tank. (And her own.)
Not all music makes its way from England to America. Even though we’ve been inundated with acts like One Direction and Ellie Goulding, you likely haven’t heard of the one who just goes by Tulisa. Tulisa has had sex tape and drug use issues pop up in her past as recently as last month, but that’s nothing some nice bikini pics can’t fix. I was just in Ibiza myself, so it’s unfortunate I didn’t catch the sight of her while there.
Ratajkowski has had a pretty good run over the last year. Her appearance in a commercial for Carl’s Jr’s definitely generated some steam for both her and the burger brand, even though people may still pass on Carl’s Jr’s unless Ratajkowski is serving them the burgers naked. More recently she stripped down for Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” video that was so controversial it was pulled off YouTube. In case you missed that, you now can check out Ratajkowski shedding some clothes in a video for her Galore magazine photo-shoot. Kate Upton better watch out—Ratajkowski is snapping at her heels for the title of Internet’s Top Hottie.