At a point in time which I don’t recall because I didn’t concern myself with celebrity bullshit and plastic surgery, Aubrey O’Day was hot. I’m saying this objectively because I’m a pretty fair person when it comes to judging both the male and female body. For example, here’s Aubrey from December 2005:
Now here’s Aubrey from March 27th of this year, aka two weeks ago:
What…the fuck. But here’s some more in case you aren’t convinced:
I mean I GUESS she’s still hot and I GUESS this could just be makeup trickery, but at the same time I GUESS I could be a fucking astronaut and I GUESS I just won the lottery. She’s gone from cutesie “girl next door” hot to…something. Maybe “if I close my eyes it won’t be so bad” hot? I’m genuinely at a loss for words here, but maybe I’ll have time to come up with something since according to In Touch Weekly we might be seeing more of Aubrey. She’s created a new girl group consisting of her and Shannon Bex (yeah you and me both are lost here) called “Dumblonde.”
Just kidding…we probably won’t see much more of her since that group is destined to fail.