Girls
by Brandon Wenerd on May 18, 2011

“You know something, after watching the mulattoes shake it, I can absolutely understand why Brazil is totally devoted to my favorite body part: the ass.”

Seriously. He says that. Not “backside,” “buns,” “cheeks,” “fanny,” “gluteus maximus,” “heinie,” “keister,” “posterior,” or half a dozen other was we can think of saying “butt.” Nope, to Arnold it's “the ass.” Just watch this gem of a viral throwback video from back in the day and then ask yourself if you're really that surprised this movie star fathered a love child? He probably fathered five on this Carnival romp in Rio alone and definitely two with the two dancers at the 2:50 mark. Just look at all that Brazilian booty shakin! And pay extra close attention for when he motorboats a pair of b**bs. Sarah Connor just didn't have moves like that. Plus, hey: A future governor of California has to go somewhere to relax when he's not “c*mming day and night.