by Brandon Wenerd on May 18, 2011

“You know something, after watching the mulattoes shake it, I can absolutely understand why Brazil is totally devoted to my favorite body part: the ass.”

Seriously. He says that. Not “backside,” “buns,” “cheeks,” “fanny,” “gluteus maximus,” “heinie,” “keister,” “posterior,” or half a dozen other was we can think of saying “butt.” Nope, to Arnold it's “the ass.” Just watch this gem of a viral throwback video from back in the day and then ask yourself if you're really that surprised this movie star fathered a love child? He probably fathered five on this Carnival romp in Rio alone and definitely two with the two dancers at the 2:50 mark. Just look at all that Brazilian booty shakin! And pay extra close attention for when he motorboats a pair of b**bs. Sarah Connor just didn't have moves like that. Plus, hey: A future governor of California has to go somewhere to relax when he's not “c*mming day and night.

Brandon Wenerd

About Brandon Wenerd...

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's senior editor, guru of @brotips, and director of strategic partnerships. He joined BroBible in the fall of 2009 after graduating from Penn State. When he’s not writing, Brandon enjoys fishing, Phish, Philly sports, Dewey Beach, supporting live music, hot sauce, and beer. E-mail him with post ideas and news tips:

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