Back in late March, my man Vince at Film Drunk unearthed this nearly three decade-old gem of Arnold Schwarzenegger checking out the scene at Carnival in Rio. Immediately after watching it, I was all sorts of excited to post it. However, taking Thatswhatshesaid's wise words of wisdom, I held off, mostly because it was just so completely random; Arnold was still married at the time and the only noteworthy hook was "The Governator" being made into a 3D feature. Boy, did that change! Now that the cat's out of the proverbial bag about the child Arnold secretly had to a woman (and household maid) not named Maria Shriver, we figure this is as good a time as any to bring this absolute diamond to your attention. It's basically five-plus uncomfortably awesome minutes of The Austrian Oak talking about how much he loves women's bodies and, specifically, their derrières. There's a money shot Arnold-ism at the 2:12 mark that's so good, there's no way it could have been scripted:

“You know something, after watching the mulattoes shake it, I can absolutely understand why Brazil is totally devoted to my favorite body part: the ass.”

Seriously. He says that. Not "backside," "buns," "cheeks," "fanny," "gluteus maximus," "heinie," "keister," "posterior," or half a dozen other was we can think of saying "butt." Nope, to Arnold it's "the ass." Just watch this gem of a viral throwback video from back in the day and then ask yourself if you're really that surprised this movie star fathered a love child? He probably fathered five on this Carnival romp in Rio alone and definitely two with the two dancers at the 2:50 mark. Just look at all that Brazilian booty shakin! And pay extra close attention for when he motorboats a pair of b**bs. Sarah Connor just didn't have moves like that. Plus, hey: A future governor of California has to go somewhere to relax when he's not "c*mming day and night."