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by BroBible Babes on April 13, 2014

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Kate Upton’s Breasts, a source of much enjoyment for all us on the internet, are in the news for some harsh things Kate Upton herself had to say about them.

“I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life.”

But, BUT, (_|_) (that’s an emoticon of a butt to signify how big this but is), it is only because she wishes she could dress sluttier.

 “I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs.”

Ugh. That’s like the Bro version of Game Theory. Do we wish Kate Upton dressed more scandalously, but with smaller breasts, or do we remain satisfied with what we have?

Kate Upton thinks she has the answer.

“If I could just take them off like they were clip-ons.”

And then pass them around for us to share? That’s not what she said. Sadly.

[Via Page Six]

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