After refraining from posting anything about Kate Upton for Lent, I have good news: She's still hot, she's still giving dudes blue balls, it's downright shameful she was snubbed from both Maxim and FHM's top 100 hottest girls of 2011 list, and there's still an exhaustive reserve of fresh, Upton-related stuff out there. Last week we gave you two-and-a-half minutes in heaven with Upton on a runaway in a bikini. Because we'll never truly get enough Kate Upton, this week we'll get to know her a little bit better with a "behind-the-scenes" biographical video. The bombshell from Florida talks about her years as a champion equestrian, being discovered by a model agency at 12, etc, etc, etc. Whatever. I stopped listening about 15 seconds in and just kept waiting for the frames showing off her mammoth mammaries and awesome cleavage.

Hat Tip: TDW Tease