Esquire's latest edition of "Me in My Place" features Allison Haislip -- a chick who is famous for reasons that I genuinely don't care to find out. She could hold the world record for most deadly queefs fired in succession and I still probably wouldn't care who she is or what she does (blatant lie). But Esquire seems to be rather fond of this blonde, so they interviewed her. More photos and a video from her shoot are below.