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HOLY HOTTT: Alex Morgan Is Your Dream Wifey, Shakes Her Booty In This Sexy SI Swimsuit Video

By 06.05.14

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Alex Morgan’s longtime boyfriend Servando Carrasco was a very, very smart man for putting a ring on this chick. In an SI Swimsuit video that hit the web yesterday, Morgan showed the camera just how goddamn loveable she is. For starters, there’s her moves like this.

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Also, check these abs out. Michelangelo couldn’t have sculpted something more perfectly.


My tongue is literally hanging on the floor, drooling a puddle that’s seeping into my Sperrys. My Sperrys are covered in my own drool, that’s how HOLY HOT this video.

If things don’t work out between you and the beau, you can marry me, Alex Morgan.


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