The buzzer in game 5 sounds: the Miami Heat are the new NBA Champions. Enter Rodney Dangerfield's character at the end of "Caddyshack."
"Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid"
Adult film stars Angelina Castro and Sara Jay are keeping good on a promise they made to their Twitter followers before the NBA Finals. The Heat win, they ALL get FREE oral sex. Well, the Heat won. Angelina Castro has over 100,000 followers and Sara Jay has almost 235,000, that's a lot of weiner. If you pass an STD test and don't mind waiting in what is sure to be a ridiculously long line, then you qualify!
I imagine this would work very much like a deli, where you take a ticket and wait for your number to be called. "Now serving number 87,909"
(via The L Mag)