Christmas can suck an elf. Thanksgiving can go crawl up a turkey. Halloween is the single greatest holiday in the history of mankind thanks to women
Before women began wearing Halloween costumes, the holiday was nothing more than a fearful night of ghosts and frights. People dressed up like scary things and spent more time covering up their bodies then showing skin. But those days are long gone. And no one is complaining.
These days, women roam the streets or hit the night clubs is the tiniest articles of clothing they claim to be costumes and no one complains. And why should we? No one goes to a strip club to tell strippers to put clothes back on so why tell all these women to put clothes back on for Halloween? Hell to the no. Less is best.
So we here at Brobible have done our research to find the hottest costumes a female can rock this Halloween. Oh and don’t you worry, it is about as much to do with fashion as Kim Kardashian does to, well, talent. Enjoy.
25. Red Riding Hood
Usually, Red Riding Hood is only a good costume if she has a counter-part dressed up as the wolf. But when that happens, we all know the bad news, she brought a dude with her. So make sure when you see lil red that you don't see a wolf roaming around the party too. Don't act like we didn't warn you.
Zombies are dead and are anything but hot. However, when a sexy female decides to dress up like one all we can think of is how fast we can get bitten and join the team.
23. Native American
According to sources, this might not be the most appropriate costume on the list. Then we Google'd all the women across the states that dress up like Native Americans for Halloween and we decided to give this one a pass.
We are not a fan of Superman costumes because Superman is probably the worse superhero in the world so naturally Supergirl, or Superwoman, isn't going to be any more appealing. However, it is all about the T-n-A.
21. Raggedy Ann
Random. We know. But still sexy as hell.
Not all Vampires are as dirty as Kristin Stewart. We promise you.
19. Alice in Wonderland
Of all the Disney characters, Alice is probably the most popular amongst slutty Halloween costumes. As evident by all the women you will see this year.
Please refrain from Bonnie and Clyde references. The gangsta costumes are strictly about the sexiness. Who cares about the history lessons?
There is no place like home and there is no place like Halloween parties where the women dress up like this. Wow.
16. Jessica Rabbit
Too many people have attempted to be Jessica Rabbit and failed. The good news is that a sexy woman is still a sexy woman no matter what she wears.
A sexy nun is about as appropriate as an ugly nun but either way we would rather than sexy ones.
14. Flight Attendant
Anyone else want to hit the airports? Why don't all the airlines have flight attendants that look like this lady?
13. Girl Scout
If you thought the naughty nun costume was wrong, what about a girl scout costume for adults? That just doesn't make too much sense. However, it causes women to wear little clothing and we are always fans of that decision.
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