Men ask me all sorts of questions about how to get “a girl like me” to sleep with them. Even though we will probably never meet, I decided I would let you know the answer. Here is what girls like me are looking for before we want to go down on you and do the dirty, though I’m sure you already got this one in the bag, since you’re reading BroBible.
When was the last time you had sex? Do you like to have sex (love it, crave it, can’t live without it)? Can you last more than a minute? If you haven’t had sex in a while, or jerked off in a few days (which I’m sure is highly unlikely), then are you going to be able to give me an orgasm first? It’s okay, (I SWEAR) if you can’t last very long, but I encourage you to try, and not be selfish about it. Also, extra points for making me finish first by going down on me; I really love it. I know not all girls do, but some do, and I’m one of them.
What motivates you? Is it love, helping others, money, attention, or something else entirely? None of those answers are right or wrong, but I’m sure I would rather bang someone with goals most similar to mine. That commonality, for me, is pretty essential. It’s not absolutely necessary, but I like to have things in common to talk about pre- and post-sex.
When was the last time you got tested? That’s rights boys, you better be regularly tested for chlamydia, syphilis, gonorrhea, HIV, and Hepatitis C. There are some more fun diseases out there (eww), but that’s the full panel in terms of the adult industry. PS, I get tested every 14 days, and P.S.S., you should too if you’re sexually active. Seriously, even condom sex can be risky, and I really urge you to check your stuff for yourself and your new partners! Also remember most STDs are treatable, so don’t be scared! Knowing is sexier than just winging it and playing Russian roulette with your health.
Herpes? I don’t want it, and I know you don’t either, but if you have it...just know that 25 percent of people your age do as well. You should tell your partner, make sure to treat it, and be educated about the situation!
OK, enough with the gross stuff! On to the fun on Page 2...