We've been doing this column for a full year now and it's been a hell of a run. Kind of reminds me of the time I outlasted men five times my size to win a tractor trailer in an arm wrestling competition. Sadly, though, May doesn't bring all the gorgeous flowers that April promised. Kind of the least spectacular month we've had thus far. Only 16 ladies made the cut, and I probably could have squeezed in a few question marks, but I wasn't about to endure the ridicule that would have accompanied me including Tori Spelling and Scary Spice just to inflate the numbers. We still have a bunch of hot chicks, just not as many as I had hoped for. So without further ado, I give you, the ladies whose mother's spit them out in May.