I have to pat Tony Romo on the back: As you know, he left the woman who started hitting up every 24-hour buffett in Las Vegas for Candice Crawford, a spicy little local news reporter and former Miss Missouri. Like many of us, she has some underage drinking arrests and is the younger sister of Chace Crawford, that dude on "Gossip Girl." Here's my one thing: You're the QB of the Dallas Cowboys. You could literally throw a sex bash every night with the finest longhorns in Texas and the poon pool would never run dry. Why settle down? Anyway, here's 14 photos of the ass Tony Romo will be tapping until death or divorce do them part.