• Gisele cements MILF status. [Egotastic]
• 68 hot Israeli beach babes. [COED]
• Hottest Jenn Aniston ad in a while. [Pop Eater]
• This bird absolutely love some cleavage.The best part about this video is staring at her b**bs. [College Humor]
• Vikki Blows. That is all. [Big Smudge]
• Done with Munn! It's Alison Haislip's turn on "Attack of the Show." [Double Viking]
• The 30 hottest poker chicks in recent memory. [Bleacher Report]
• Isla Fisher is always hot. We're excited about her new movie. [Screen Junkies]
• Chicks smoking with balloons... is it adult entertainment? [Asylum]
• Marie Blanchard strikes a pose. [Gorilla Mask]
• 14 naughty teachers and their sl*tty crimes. [Regretful Morning]
• Sneak Peek: The first Jesse James and Sandra Bullock adult entertainment spoof! [The Frisky]
• Hayden Panettiere is looking all kinds of hot. [Popoholic]
• 5 chicks that could bust your ass and you'd like it. [Unathletic Mag]
• Behind the scenes of a bikini model shoot. [The Chive]
• Happy birthday, Eve Angel. [Moon Dog Sports]
• Adriana Lima looking hot in Vogue Espana. [Brosome]
• Danica Patrick on her new video game and more. [Details]
• Laura Michelle Prestin is hot in a bikini. [Uncoached]
• Humpday Hotties to drool over. [Funtasticus]
• Gisele's body just won't quit. [Don Chavez]

Sports

• Jamie Moyer is making baseball history. [Bleacher Report]
• Double alley oop video, FTW. [TPS]
• Interview with Miguel Cotto. Can't wait for the fight in Yankees Stadium. [Heavy]

Funny, Random, Etc.

• The Top 10 scariest sex toys on the market. [The Frisky]
  
• 30 greatest live action video game commericials ever. [Ranker]
  
• Another stun gun incident, except this time at Wendy’s. [Flisted]
• Awesome marijuana legalization debate. [HMJ]
  
• 15 hilarious teacher comments. [College Humor]
• Will Perez Hilton sell out for $20 million? [Busted Coverage]
• Rappers who have sampled Malcom X speeches. [Complex]
• 25 adult entertainment parodies. [Holy Taco]
• 15 Memorable Songs From '80s Movies. [Gunaxin]
• Listen up, finance bros: You should read this interview with one of the hottest anchors on CNBC, Amanda Drury. [Dealbreaker]
• Things to do with Todd Davis' Social Security number. He's the guy who had it stolen 13 times after posting it pubically. [Heavy]
• The 9 best stolen warhead movies. Broken Arrow. Broken Arrow. Broken Arrow. [egoTV]
• How the Star Wars created the intro text crawl. [Film Drunk]
• Funny: How a hipster dumbs someone. [Ned Hardy]
• The 50 greatest bad-ass action movie quotes of all-time. [Linkiest]
• This is what your grandparents Twitter page looks like. [Maxim]
• Top 10 movies about death. [YBNBY]
• Conan O'Brien will premiere on TBS on Nov. 8. [Pop Crunch]
• Girl loses her mind after playing "Call of Duty" with her boyfriend. [With Leather]
• Grooming tips that will get you laid. [Manolith]
• A few awesome Google Street View finds, including a hottie in a bikini. [Caveman Circus]
• 10 things to know about torture. [Yep Yep]
• The great Male survey, for science sake. [Ask Men]
• Lil' Wayne calls from jail, talks about that "illegal contraband." [VladTV]
• A wedding photo gone very very wrong. [Hot Clicks]
• Kick ass photos from the Golden Age at Cannes. [DJ Mick]
• Marijuana is inspiring a new, 420-friendly culinary wave, says Anthony Bourdain.  [New York Times]

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