Another day, another robot completing a uniquely-human task: Skipping stones on a quite, pastoral pond. Skippy of Sun Valley, Idaho is an ace at it. So let's get this straight: We have robots that win at every single game of rock-paper-scissors, robots that play hockey, robots that can throw us a cold brewski, robots that are "musically inclined robot overlords," and robots people can have sex with.
Gee, isn't mankind's capability for innovation and engineering amazing! ERMAHGERD Skynet is going to kill us all! If you are listening to this, John Connor, you are the resistance.