Pointless stuff like this is why being incredibly wealthy would be awesome. World, meet the Freestyle Cruiser custom-fitted yacht slide: A Sunday Funday slip'n slide for the 1%. Retail price? We have no idea (and the website doesn't disclose), but can't imagine it costing any less than a year's tuition at a decent college. But who really cares when you're wealthy enough to sh*t gold bars and wipe your ass with Benjamins. Water parks are a poor man's folly.