Google continues to never be satisfied and at SXSW they unveiled a new talking shoe that connects to your Android smartphone and gives you it's thoughts about your current level of performance. The shoe provides encouragement and positive reinforcement when you're exercising, notifies you how fast you're running, and also tells you when you're being lazy, because, you know, humans are not capable of realizing when they are being a lazy hunk of shit, they need their shoes to gently insult them about it. Anyway, above and below are two videos and a small infographic to edify you on all things Google shoe, the latest Google product you don't need or want.