It looks like tighty whiteys are still garnering a significant share of the underwear market in France. Things are so different in other countries, you guys.

Anyway, this commercial is befuddling and made my actual testicles hurt, which is a pretty rare accomplishment for an ad.

I guess walking around with an omelet in your drawers is the ultimate desire in that country. Who knew?

[H/T: Buzzfeed]