According to the Wall Street Journal, Mark Wahlberg is currently building a 33,000-square-foot house in Beverly Park. That means the actor's current digs -- a ridiculous 1.7-acre property in Beverly Hills -- is for sale. Recently relisted for $13,995,000, Marky Mark's current house on Oak Pass Road is Bro's bachelor pad heaven, boasting great views of the canyon, a putting green, an insane outdoor pool with a waterfall and a grotto, cabanas galore, basketball courts, a two-story gym with full size boxing ring, a screening room, and a guest house. He bought the place in 2008 for $15.9 million and spent two years remodeling, so he's dumping it for at least a $2 million loss. We doubt he'll have a hard time making that back, with a new season of his show "How to Make It In America" premiering in October and "Entourage" mining for multiplex paydirt. If you have a spare $53,168 per month for the mortgage, go get it and invite us to the housewarming party.