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Figuring out what you want for Christmas or Hanukkah or Festivus or whatever the hell you celebrate is a pain in the ass. Today we've got affordable gifts for the man looking to trick-out his man cave or off-campus house. Per AG's request, all of the items on this list are under $500. Meaning, most things are well within realistic reach so long as your parents or someone loves you enough to buy them. Also, I should note that we are doing a Tech wish list later this week, so this one doesn't include video games, consoles, or TVs.
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Bust a Bottlecap Bottle Openers
Because guns and grenades are fuckin' cool. Buy it at Bust a Bottle Cap ($25-$28).
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Bark 4 Beer Dog Collar/Bottle Opener
Can't find your Bust a Bottlecap bottle opener? Just call over your Bro Pup, whose Bark 4 Beer collar comes equipped with a 2-foot retractable opener. Now to teach him to fetch you the beer. Buy it at Bark 4 Beer ($22.95)
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'Big Lebowski' Coasters
These "Big Lebowski" Coasters come as a set of 10 and with random images and phrases. Buy it at Etsy ($12).
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Neon Signs
Neon beer signs used to be harder to come by but now you can make or find a neon sign for just about anything: beers, colleges, sports teams, and more. If you've got a bar in your man cave, a neon sign will definitely add just the right amount of tackiness you're looking for. Can you make a neon sign out of me, Focker? Buy it at Everything Neon ($300+)
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Man Cave Beer Lover Custom Canvas
You can customize this beer-lover canvas to say anything you want, like "Drink till she's cute," or "Let's drink to honor, if you can't cum in her, cum on her" or you can just let old Ben Franklin do the talking for you. Perfect for those Bros who have their own motto when they drink. Buy it at Etsy ($35)
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Keg Stools
Keg Stools have everything you need to take your bar or cave to the next level. If you already have an empty keg, you can tell your parents, wife, or whoever to get you the $99.99 kit that doesn't include the shell. Buy it at Drinking Innovations ($99.99 - $169.99)
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Nostalgia Electrics KRS-2150 Kegorator Beer Keg Fridge, Stainless Steel
If you do have space, this freestanding, refrigerated Kegorator dispenses beer easily and quickly to even the thirstiest crew. It includes swivel casters, making it mobile enough to roll around, which means you can bring it in the can with you for those arduous shits you love to take. Buy it at Amazon ($399.00)
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Krups C75 BeerTender Home Beer-Tap System with Heineken DraughtKeg Technology
If you're short on space, the Krups BeerTender system is a good alternative to a bigger Kegorator. Provided you like Heineken, of course. Buy it at Amazon ($199.99)
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Shrine Sneaker Rack
Bros love their kicks. Each Shrine rack holds one pair of shoes, so buy a few if you really want your man cave wall to impress. Buy it at Shrine Rack ($29.99)
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Vintage Sports Display Racks
These racks are a sleek way of showing off your most prized possessions without putting them in a ugly display case. Sure, they may bring dust into play, but unless it rains in your man cave you should be good. Buy it here ($12)
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Pong A Long Portable Beer Pong Table
Your man cave or off-campus house might not have room for a ful- time beer pong table. That makes this portable and easily stored Pong A Long beer pong table a great alternative. Buy it at Pong A Long ($99.99)
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Collegiate Dart Board Cabinet
These handcrafted, college logo dartboard cabinets are available in 47 college logos. Darts NOT included. Buy it at College Game Room ($159.99)
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The Big Moss Augusta Putting Green
This 4' x 12' premium putting and chipping green rolls, according to the website, "like a freshly-cut bent grass putting green with a True-Roll downgrain built right in." Easy to set up and move around. Buy it In the Hole Golf ($249.99)
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Sportscraft Step Back 3 Basketball Game
Step Back has all the basic features you'd expect from an at-home basketball game but it also boasts a pressure-sensitive mat that can tell whether you're shooting 2 or 3 pointers. The game also includes eight different game scenarios, four basketballs, and an electronic scoreboard. Buy it at Hammacher ($199.99)
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Carrom 750.33 Burr Oak Foosball Table
It's hard to find a foosball table under $500 but when it comes to quality and gameplay, this one seems to be the consumer's choice on Amazon. Buy it on Amazon ($477.00)
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96 x 42 High Roller Poker Table Dealer Tray Red
Ever since I saw "Rounders" I wanted to run illegal games from my apartment. With this poker table (which can easily be used for blackjack and other games), your underground operation can look legit. Buy it at Poker Stuff ($379.95)
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