So, we don't usually pay much attention to gossip page items. However, the whole saga over 25-year-old model Crystal Harris leaving Hugh Hefner just a few days before their wedding (Hef's third marriage, natch) just took a twist for the weird. First of all, Harris was cheating on the founder of Playboy with Dr. Phil's record-producer son, Jordan McGraw. WTF?! Secondly, this cold-hearted broad wanted to leave this Bro legend at the alter as part of some lame Lifetime TV stunt. Deets via Page 6:

Crystal Harris secretly planned to ditch the Playboy mogul at the altar in return for a $500,000 media deal, Page Six has learned. Harris was shopping for a big-bucks deal to tell all after she ditched hapless Hef in front of 300 guests at their wedding at the Playboy Mansion on Saturday, to be filmed for a Lifetime TV special. A source told us, “Crystal wanted to ditch Hef at the altar. Her plan was to walk up the aisle and say she couldn’t go through with it. The wedding was to be filmed for a reality special, and her refusal to marry him would be a sensation. She was looking for a tie-in deal of around $500,000 for the exclusive ‘I ditched Hef at the altar’ interview. While there was interest, Crystal didn’t get an offer anywhere near half a million.”

That's just f*cked up.