After consuming a truly unhealthy amount of meat over the long 4th of July holiday, my meat sweats still have meat sweats. Still, being a red-blooded American carnivore, my skin started to ooze succulent pork juice upon seeing this tanker truck-sized barbecue pit. Located near Brenham, Texas, it's over 76ft. long, has 24 doors, and a walk-in cooler with beer taps. It also has room for a home theater, because EVERY Texas-sized barbeque pit needs a place for grown men to sit around and fart out their meat while watching the game.
It's for sale for $450K, which sounds like a fine investment in my book. Can you imagine how much of a boss you'd be this fall at your tailgate? True gamechanger status.
[H/T: The Awesomer]