This guy is obsessed with primitive weaponry. First he created the machete slingshot, which was a huge disappointment. The damn thing shot with less velocity than most dicks. However, that failure didn't stop him. Now it seems he's developed a gatling-type slingshot that shoots marbles, rocks, or other small nuggets of earth. This one actually works pretty well, sending its ammo rapidly through the target, which is cardboard (minor detail, it can certainly put an eye out). I can't wait to see what's next for this guy. I'm hoping a flame thrower -- slingshot version, obviously -- that hurls scented-candles a good 12-15 feet. Video is below.