I've got no use for these things. First of all, look at them. So dumb. You take your pants off before a hook up and a chick sees your little fart diaper, you can bet she'll run the other way. Totally unappreciative of why you even wore it, too. You're better off holding in your gas or "taking five" in the bathroom to release some pressure while you run the sink and loudly cough.
Second, and this is the real kicker for me, I could care less if the scent of my farts negatively affects someone's day. Sometimes you're in the presence of a real sh*tdick and nothing would please you more than to blow rotten eggs up his or her nose. These things rob you of that joy. So yeah, they aren't for me. Plus, I can control myself when I need to, enough to at least not require a maxi-pad for my assh*le. However, if they come up with a silencer that still allows that Folder's quality, fart aroma to hit the air, then we might be in business.
Per the Colonial Medical:
This pad is to be worn inside of your underwear. Can be used daily or as needed. Can be used with panty's, briefs and panty hose. Will not be affective with boxer type underwear. Do not use your toilet for disposal. For external use only. End your fear and embarrassment when in public.
If you want a fart pad, buy one here, you savage.